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all right here we are my name is mike

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and Brad Simpkins is over there get his

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ass kick I think by a robot and I am

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drastically outgunned when i joined

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brian's game it said poor match so that

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means a lot of fun is going to be had by

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me i'm gonna be dying a lot Brian what

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are you facing with whatever we doing oh

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we're hacking the overseer yes and I'm

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fighting the stupid badass constructor

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right now he's almost dead all right oh

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good i can get points yeah you get a lot

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in here in a minute what works on them

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is a corrosive corrosive yes it old for

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us on these stupid robots oh no alright

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it's alright i can i can get you ikea

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kind of hide in this little tunnel yeah

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and i just killed him nice i got a bunch

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oh yeah then she who still fighting me

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this little stupid flying thanks he's

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almost kitty almost killed me i'm dead i

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died oh my god where are you I'm right

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behind you there you are oh my god I'm

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dying hahahaha holy [\h__\h] this you're a

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lot like I'm running away yeah this

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happens every time I'm with you yeah cuz

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just when I think I'm leveling up enough

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to actually hang out i think i could

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hang no holy [\h__\h] g37 you're almost

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there I'm getting close I joined my

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friends game who was level 22 to make

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myself feel better there yeah and I felt

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pretty good about myself that's good I

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think this thing can kill me in one or

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two shots yeah well these stupid will

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apply things always knock down your

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shield yeah and then I'm swearing on a

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machine gun ammo are you serious the one

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thing bad about this game the my only

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complaint is you can't share em oh yeah

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I can't draw sucks can't drop ammo for

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you so maybe in Portland Street will fix

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that yeah have a vehicle idea hey be

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fine um I get a big good stuff hmm real

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fun so you got to turn this [\h__\h] in wait

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you didn't have the overseer now okay

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I'd that [\h__\h] uh constructor popped

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up and i had to take care of him i said

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let's just get some more ammo here yeah

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my van load up to and then we'll uh go

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hack that overseer and see if we can't

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bring some some statues all right i'm on

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board traveling us oh hey real quick

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question was Danzig in your girlfriend's

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car yes he was why how did Danzig glenn

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danzig get in your girlfriend's car

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after the show ah did you go to the show

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no this is the base I'm stupid I should

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have went to see Danziger it is one of

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the greatest shows of my lifetime I mean

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seeing those misfits songs live with

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Doyle playing guitar

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ooh boy it was it was [\h__\h] awesome

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all right i'm waking this thing up get

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there get this [\h__\h] up oh this is a

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good guy my god that's all this is a

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good guy yeah he's gonna forget we have

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to defend him oh yeah oh yeah geez yeah

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you helped me out with this I'm like

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yeah and now yeah yeah so where did

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you.where did you show for dancing too

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okay so what I want to know what uh so

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after the show I guess the runner had to

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leave earlier than the band was done and

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like danza was hanging out signed a lot

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autographs of being a good Danzig wow

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it's unheard of yeah I guess he's got a

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bad rep I don't know I mean everybody

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said David that we'd be disappointed the

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show it was anything but disappointing I

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thought it was great I mean his mic

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techniques a little weird but I think

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it's awesome is you know he's like an

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old rocker I think it's sweet yeah um so

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sorry yeah we gotta take care of this

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[\h__\h] will be no bogus will come back

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this way yeah we'll get back to the

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story which we finish up these [\h__\h]

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goddamn i got a badass I'd too I'm

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coming I'm coming for you buddy please

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it's very unsightly it is all right I

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want a gun sir stupid guys enough for

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there oh my god I'm dead haha let me

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kill him kissing his job hey go for it

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where he I'm right right here oh god

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there's a guy looking right at me he's

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looking right at me it's coming right

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for us there you go awesome running away

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ok so after the show Jake one of the

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managers down there is like phanzig

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needs a ride you know Massie she hasn't

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drinking at the show at all she had like

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one vodka cran

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and we had eaten boots and stuff so that

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was long dong she just wouldn't play

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drinking she's like all good do it and

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Jake's I don't know and Amy Jake's wife

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and I are like tonight nice and

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professional you know she's got this

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yeah but she is you know she's like

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works in the beer industry and like you

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know she's had to cart people around the

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force she knows the deal I could use a

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little help over here yeah I'm coming uh

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they're dying again so uh Vita Jake's

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like well go get him and him and the

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boys at the Newport and she went down

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there and uh gave him a ride to the

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hotel him back to their bus oh nice

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that's very nice because that's what a

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runner does and i think they talked

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about uh she said they just talked about

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Dave Chappelle and yellow springs a

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little bit they said they're gonna go

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see black sabbath she'll have to come on

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the show sometime maybe tell you all

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about it that sounds it sounded like it

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was a pleasant experience like yeah she

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had a really good time she said Doyle

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was really nice too she said Glenn's a

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total rock star you know but he's gone

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dancing horsey he's been rocking out for

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30 years did ya who's in the mean it he

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probably hasn't gotten much I mean I

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know street cred is pretty hot but he

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hasn't probably you know it may not that

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great financially from it so I mean dude

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you know he's understand if he had a

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little chip on his shoulder you know

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what I mean he created the album static

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age isn't that enough I know right LCS

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to do in life this was that's one of the

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best punk rock albums Raquel forever of

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all times yeah oh it what about the song

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mother ah Oh mother father twisted he

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looked good sounded good meadows we had

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a great time that we got some box seats

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you know because I worked there stuff I

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took the night off um and it was amazing

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it's like one of the most amazing

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concerts periences I've ever had in my

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life made a made made it all worth it

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man you know that's why I got into the

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music business i thinks did he play

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twist of Cain yeah oh yeah that was like

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first or second came right out of the

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RIP with that [\h__\h] yeah right out of the

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gate yeah I felt bad I didn't go but at

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the same time I just knew there's no way

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I'd be able to wake up and go to work

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and do a big code move

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yeah right after my little truck after

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having the little comics really oh yes I

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don't it's not like I don't drink it's

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not like i have willpower and can stop

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drinking i can't i gotta have it yes I

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know what you mean man I have a hard

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time to with that honey once see now

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where the hell is all these dirty Anna

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I'm coming right behind you I'm trying

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to revive you wouldn't let me they're

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good you got me do you ever like I

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always have a missile launcher are you

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dying now yeah I'm Dinah I have a Miss

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launcher I just don't have the

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opportunity ever to use it um I'm gonna

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kill this guy say doesn't candy while

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I'm killing yeah whatever you let me die

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I don't give a [\h__\h] I'm a great now i'm

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dying i'm a real man i don't give a [\h__\h]

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if i die oh there's a constructor right

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in front of us yep oh no yeah let me die

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the the spawn points not too far away

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yeah I'm dying CEO just killed so I'm

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gonna run away and she is that I'll get

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back up we're so did Massey get an

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autograph of Danziger a photo like shish

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we were supposed to kata remain

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professional self sure every wish she's

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kind of representing the company I work

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for so she understood like he couldn't

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she couldn't ask for that stuff it's

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kind of like frowned upon it certainly

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is too bad I wish she would have gotten

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some kind of memento but you know she

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was just happy that uh didn't dancing

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say that no pictures allowed oh you

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killed yourself yeah I god oh god night

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so he said no photos allowed or he's

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stopping the show that's what I heard

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yeah yeah he gets pissed i guess and

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like

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are you dying again yeah but I kill I

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just kill oh you killed him for me oh my

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god is grenade right behind you yeah oh

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no crazy uh-huh again suck I shouldn't

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be here I shouldn't even be here did it

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beard I got him so hard well here's

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office does is he really I just died oh

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I'm trying to save you overseer oh they

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got him they killed him oh no oh no

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filled our first what if the horrible

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fail oh yeah that's pretty good they up

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the the the power of these guys when

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we're both together Oh super hard dude

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it's kind of awesome that I mean cuz

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will level up real fast late but they

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don't take into account how shitty i am

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not letting same here dunno what's going

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on we're gonna try to do this one again

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oh yeah if you all see ya try to go do

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something else no we're going to keep on

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badass let everybody feel this guy just

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this will get us some points oh my god

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are you dying at try behind me yeah and

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it blew up my current in one shot oh my

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god I'm scared hey just killed me you

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just revived me and it killed me right

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off the bat now I'm Don run away there's

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an I'm gonna get this gun loader right

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here cuz he's a week week you got up

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nice and get my way we're that gun

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loader yeah there he is I got him he's

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melting come on all right I'm I'm

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spawning man oh [\h__\h] stupid super badass

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leather I'm gonna see if i'ma throw my

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turn to distract it while I get you okay

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I almost got Al's got a revised yes all

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right let's get out of here for second

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story grief over here oh my god I died

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how how did mr. spinny thing kill me Oh

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second wind got it Oh God died around

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here yeah there's a lot of good [\h__\h] oh

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cuz there's some stupid soldiers back

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here leave me alone might do anything to

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you okay I'm running and screaming all

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right huh I kill it stupid architects

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please do I can't stand architects let's

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lag them and I'm gonna melt them with

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Torres yeah let's get what you deserve

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buddy I think I need to hang back more I

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think I do too so we're just gonna hang

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back how are you know how we gonna

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protect the other dude then we're gonna

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tell you well no overseer if we just

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hang back we need a strategic yeah we

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need something you see that up on the

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right hand side it says fail he's failed

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God all right now we gotta get back to

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the job board and started all over again